Success

At age  4	success is . . .	not peeing in your pants.
At age 12	success is . . .	having friends.
At age 16	success is . . .	having a drivers license.
At age 20	success is . . .	having sex.
At age 35	success is . . .	having money.
At age 50	success is . . .	having money.
At age 60	success is . . .	having sex.
At age 70	success is . . .	having a drivers license.
At age 75	success is . . .	having friends.
At age 80	success is . . .	not peeing in your pants.

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